Gold and I and some others started talking about making a MEGA-GRINDER. Here's my sketch of the layout...we're talking bedrock to sky:

Did some work on the Spawn Courthouse offices, just thought I'd include an image of some of the offices :D

That's right, I have two logs to show you today!

I can't imagine how many people Surf, Gary, and I have taught about cakefarting. Also, Gold never ceases to amaze me with the odd shit that comes out of his filthy German mouth.

<MrGoldstar1> surf

<MrGoldstar1> u need a dog too

<MrGoldstar1> call it cake farter

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<surfrock66> or michelle :D

<MrGoldstar1> CAKE FARTER

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)

This second log was taken from the day that "nicknames" were first added to Minecraft...

<porjos> /nick superoober buttSniffer

<buttSniffer> wtf my nickname is not butt sniffer

<madelineccarlton> :D

<porjos> /nick wilsonfam buttRaper

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 Cocksmith

<sbrough10> /nick sbrough10 awesomeness

<awesomeness> hello

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 CockSmith

<wilsonfam> /nick wilsonfam  wilson

<sbrough10> /nick sbrough10 sbrough10

<sbrough10> so members can now change nicks?

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 CockSmith

<buttSniffer> hello

<porjos> lol

<madelineccarlton> i dunno, who's cocksmith, lol

<CockSmith> who is changing my nickname.... I want to give you a hug

<madelineccarlton> LMAO

<porjos> hahahahahahaha

<CockSmith> with my flint and steel

<surfrock66> /nick surfrock66 iFuckRetardsInTheHiney

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> hi

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> :D

<porjos> hahahahahaha

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> BAM

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> speak

<porjos> im laughing so fucking hard in my office right now....its embarassing

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> haha

<sbrough10> /nick porjos Mr.hahahahahahahhahahahah....penis

<Mr.hahahahahahahhahahahah....penis> id buy minecraft just for the nick command

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)

Heyyy all, it's your friendly owner Porjos :D !!! I will be serving you all of April's funny logs, and I will post two or three logs everyday for your spankin enjoyment. Although I will be editing these for easier reading, no conversation will be changed. Enjoy Bitches! Here's a sneak peak of what's to come:

<surfrock66> I'm playing office pranks today

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<surfrock66> I have oreos

<surfrock66> full of toothpaste

<MrGoldstar1> heheh

<surfrock66> a whole pack...12 have toothpaste

<surfrock66> so all week they've been here

<surfrock66> ppl eating the normal ones.

<surfrock66> getting comfortable...

<surfrock66> then today

<surfrock66> TOOTHPASTE :D

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<MrGoldstar1> surf

<MrGoldstar1> i love you

<surfrock66> ?

<MrGoldstar1> :D

(Log from April 1st, 2011)

Gold sent me an e-mail saying "I'm working on a secret project here's a pic!" so naturally I'm sharing it with the world. From the image, I believe he's invented flying carts.