MOTHERFUCKER. A month ago, I bent my left index finger all the way back diving for a tennis ball under a couch with my dog. I ignored it, thinking not much of it, but when it wasn't healing I went to the doc...torn ligament. It's got to be buddy taped for 4-6 weeks.

This is my damn WASD hand! Right when full minecraft is about to come out! Realistically, this means I won't be able to talk as much and run around as much. I'll likely be slower to respond to stuff. It sucks the balls.

However, there is still good news. I got into a verbal fight with an Enderman. Look:

I killed that bitch by pushing his ass into a lake.