Pranking that boy of mine…
Lucas has started pranking me. He encases me in cobblestone, he brings me down to half a heart...kid stuff. Well, he loves slimes, his skin is a rainbow slime, his house is made of slime blocks, and his birthday is tomorrow...
I have encased him with 21 dispensers (I had them already made instead of droppers) with a rapid redstone clock on them, charged by a T-flip-flip connected to a ring of heavy pressure plates. There's a repeater to lock the circuit on once he triggers it.
Once his little rear end moves, he'll be attacked by slimeballs from every possible angle. Happy birthday bub, welcome to the big leagues.