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My Travels

I know that I’ve been absent for a while, and so I thought I should let everybody know how awesome my life is. I have discovered a time machine that has allowed me to do all of the things I’ve ever dreamed of. First, I went to a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, and caused a bit of trouble there.

By pure coincidence, I ran into Surf there.

Then, I came back to Earth and met some nice eccentric fellows, and convinced them that I was a god.

That was fun, but eventually they were conquered by people who didn’t believe in me. Since I had caused so many wars as a god, I decided that I might like to try being in one myself. So I became a royal knight.

After that, I decided that it was about time to get a gender change. You know, just to mix things up.

Yeah, that didn’t work too well. So I changed gender again.

With my new found muscles and sexy hair, I became fiercely patriotic. I decided to defend my country at any cost. I joined the army and went to Iraq.

After a while, I got promoted to a tank operator.

Eventually though, I met a guy named Tony. Between you and me, he wasn’t the brightest of bulbs. Nonetheless, he gave me the idea for a new weapon.

And those are only some of the things that I’ve done. My travels have made me so notorious that I even got on some magazine covers.

Well that’s all for now. I’ll see everybody soon!

    4 Responses to “My Travels”

  1. iKips Says:
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    this made my day xD

  2. hockeydevooo Says:
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    what the hell did i just read… xD

  3. Omokisei Says:
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    ^ and ^^

  4. surfrock66 Says:
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    10/10, would bang.

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