Hello, everyone! It's been about 50 years since I posted anything on this website.

You all remember Kirbyf's Skyland, right? People could come and build houses and monuments and things on a flat floating island. It was wildly popular. Remember that?

Well, forget it!

Soon, there will be a new town. But it will most certainly not be floating in the sky. Much better. Keep your eyes open, for a new button will soon appear near spawn.

Perhaps it will be hidden in the water.

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Sup fellow 3l3m3ntals! The demons possessing Surf were vanquished and sent back to the void. Surf himself had to die, but we all live in Minecraft where death is only temporary, so no big deal. Surf's possessed body, when it was destroyed, dropped some artifacts. I have collected these artifacts, and I intend to start a server museum near spawn. There's one problem though. I don't have the materials or the time.

If you'll remember, Pirate was in the same situation a while ago. What I'm asking is if I can temporarily be made an admin while I finish this project so that I can switch in and out of creative. While I have been pestering Surf to make me a full-time admin for quite a while, I would only need temporary admin for this project. (I've been part of the server for a year and 11 months, so don't worry about me going berzerk and griefing everything. I promise I won't.)

The second thing that I'm asking is whether anybody has anything to donate to the museum. It can be anything from a book that helped defeat Surf *cough cough* Omo *cough* to the first sword you ever made. Also, if you have any ideas about the museum, let me know.

Tell me what you guys think of my propositions in the comments!

Remember how Google screwed us over a while back? Well, now's our chance to get revenge! I've started a Tumblelog in protest of Google's douchiness. It's really obscure right now, but I'm going to have some friends with lots of followers tell everybody about it, and hopefully it will grow into something big. With some luck, maybe we can even cripple Google. I need your help to get started though. Surf, I'm tasking you with submitting your Adsense story to the Tumblelog. As for the rest of you, if you have a bone to pick with Google, please submit that too. (And don't bother telling me that this crazy idea of mine will never work. That's what they told this guy.) Spread the word guys! I'm going after the big one!

The URL of the Tumblelog is antigoogle.tumblr.com.

I know that I've been absent for a while, and so I thought I should let everybody know how awesome my life is. I have discovered a time machine that has allowed me to do all of the things I've ever dreamed of. First, I went to a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, and caused a bit of trouble there.

By pure coincidence, I ran into Surf there.

Then, I came back to Earth and met some nice eccentric fellows, and convinced them that I was a god.

That was fun, but eventually they were conquered by people who didn't believe in me. Since I had caused so many wars as a god, I decided that I might like to try being in one myself. So I became a royal knight.

After that, I decided that it was about time to get a gender change. You know, just to mix things up.

Yeah, that didn't work too well. So I changed gender again.

With my new found muscles and sexy hair, I became fiercely patriotic. I decided to defend my country at any cost. I joined the army and went to Iraq.

After a while, I got promoted to a tank operator.

Eventually though, I met a guy named Tony. Between you and me, he wasn't the brightest of bulbs. Nonetheless, he gave me the idea for a new weapon.

And those are only some of the things that I've done. My travels have made me so notorious that I even got on some magazine covers.

Well that's all for now. I'll see everybody soon!