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A STORM APPROACHES

You fools.

For some time now I, surfrock66, have secretly been researching and practicing in the dark arts of ownership. I have gained power and grown stronger, secretly building my kingdom and pulling the puppet strings as you all laughably live out your little lives. Occasionally one of you pawns discovered my identity; I struck them down with little more than a thought. However, one grew stronger than I had expected, and much like harry potter to my voldemort, his death left a scar on my castle and a tale in our dialogue. No matter, it is a trivial occurrence and as such is subject to my control.

Now, it appears that thanks to Omo, this tale has been discovered through the chant "/surf", and my identity has been made public. No matter. Though 3 great nations have risen up, their division is their undoing and once again I am the true ruler of the land. Now...prepare yourselves for an eternity of torture as you are all my slaves...Velvet_Winter, or pirate as you may know him, is now my slave, reborn under the identity of the demon surfrock666. A storm approaches...and I am here to reign terror and destruction down onto you all.

I am The Dark Lord, emperor of the server, almighty and powerful Necromancer Wizard of destruction...surfrock66

EDIT:

I have no fear of you hearing the story of The Insolent now. Here, read his ridiculous tome!

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