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Dear Surf…

Nobody wants to write you a letter, Surf. 🙁

Next week is… Pirate! E-mail your letters to grahamcfoster@gmail.com by Thursday for them to be sent.


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    3 Responses to “Dear Surf…”

  1. pirate06 Says:
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    if im honest i just think it was bad timing, try again when everyone is back after we update to 1.0 then you might have some luck 🙂

  2. surfrock66 Says:
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    I’ll write one!

    Dear surf,

    You know what really grinds my gears? This surfrock66.
    Eh? Surf with all those little outfits…
    …jumpin’ around there on stage half-naked…
    …with your little outfits.
    You’re up there jumpin’ around and I’m just sittin’ here with my beer.
    So, you know, what am I supposed to do?
    What do you-What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out?
    Is that what you’re tryin’- Why are you… Leapin’ around there…
    …throwin’ those things all up, um, over there in my face?
    Huh? What do you want, Surf? Tell me what you want!
    Well, I’ll tell you what you want. You want nothin’.
    You want nothin’. All right?
    Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone…
    …and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.
    Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can’t find the droids I’m lookin’ for.
    And that’s what really grinds my gears.

  3. sbrough10 Says:
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    Storm Trooper: Oh my god, he’s right! I can never find the droids I’m looking for.

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